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This is what the end of an auction sounds like.
Thursday, January 29th, 2009 05:03 amOH MY GOD.
I AM SO DEAD.
I HOPE HARLEY DAVIDSON ARE STILL HIRING NEXT WEEK IF I WIN THIS. I CAN GET THERE AND IT LOOKS/SOUNDS LIKE WICKED FUN.
BUT JESUS.
I'M DEAD.
I WAS EXPECTING 5000.
NOT... 15500.
FUCK.
DEN, RYO, YOU BASTARDS. I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT I DO FOR YOU. THE POSSIBLE FATE I FACE OF HAVING TO HOCK EVERYTHING I OWN OVER YOUR PSYCHO FANBITCHEZ THAT PUSHED ME UP THIS HIGH. ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS REPRINT.
AND IF YOU DO REPRINT I'LL COME OVER THERE AND DRAG YOU AROUND BY YOUR TESTICLES ON THE BACK OF A HORSE, I SWEAR.
... Oh thank god, I got outbid and I can't go any higher. It's a DVD that isn't worth nearly $200 even for the epic lulz it must contain (it's unopened, that's so the only reason why it went up this high). DAMNIT SO CLOSE THOUGH. Maybe next time, there'll be a used one and I can lose that!
Well, that was exciting.
BACK TO WORK, GUYS.
... Oh and please do reprint. No horses and testicle-dragging, I promise. ANYONE WANT TO TRANSLATE A LETTER INTO JAPANESE FOR ME TO ASK ABOUT IT? SMJ won't do it because they just say "is out of print, no can order."
Once again, Tash escapes death. Tune in next time...!
I AM SO DEAD.
I HOPE HARLEY DAVIDSON ARE STILL HIRING NEXT WEEK IF I WIN THIS. I CAN GET THERE AND IT LOOKS/SOUNDS LIKE WICKED FUN.
BUT JESUS.
I'M DEAD.
I WAS EXPECTING 5000.
NOT... 15500.
FUCK.
DEN, RYO, YOU BASTARDS. I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT I DO FOR YOU. THE POSSIBLE FATE I FACE OF HAVING TO HOCK EVERYTHING I OWN OVER YOUR PSYCHO FANBITCHEZ THAT PUSHED ME UP THIS HIGH. ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS REPRINT.
AND IF YOU DO REPRINT I'LL COME OVER THERE AND DRAG YOU AROUND BY YOUR TESTICLES ON THE BACK OF A HORSE, I SWEAR.
... Oh thank god, I got outbid and I can't go any higher. It's a DVD that isn't worth nearly $200 even for the epic lulz it must contain (it's unopened, that's so the only reason why it went up this high). DAMNIT SO CLOSE THOUGH. Maybe next time, there'll be a used one and I can lose that!
Well, that was exciting.
BACK TO WORK, GUYS.
... Oh and please do reprint. No horses and testicle-dragging, I promise. ANYONE WANT TO TRANSLATE A LETTER INTO JAPANESE FOR ME TO ASK ABOUT IT? SMJ won't do it because they just say "is out of print, no can order."
Once again, Tash escapes death. Tune in next time...!
